Have you been to the new Bergen Town Center on Route 4? It looks like a gaudy mess of stucco and gentrification while it sits atop the grave of one of the last bastions of un-kitschy New Jersey oddity. For those of us who either missed out on the multiple-decade-long tenure of the Bergen Mall or just didn’t care, let me tell you why this new super center (which goes under the modest moniker of Town Center as though to spit in our faces) is an unwanted eyesore in my book.

For one thing, look at the other malls in the area. You’ve got the Riverside Square, which is too classy to even breathe in, and the Garden State, which, quite frankly, is more impersonal than a birthday card. The Bergen Mall, which I have always assumed to be the archetype for the Dirt Mall in the movie Mallrats, offered us a refuge from all that. No screaming groups of prepubescent mongrels dangling off the walls amidst posters for god-knows-what happens to sell these days (this year, as I understand it, the buzzword is vampires). No kids would come there at all. Its lack of class and modest appearance gave the Bergen Mall a defined sense of clientele that wasn’t necessarily defined by income levels.
In addition, the mall was sitting on a goldmine of unadulterated absurdity in its subterranean sector. For one thing there is (was?) a Roman-Catholic church (St. Therese Carmelite) down there coupled with the Bergen Museum of Arts and Sciences. The museum, according to its website, is temporarily closed, but there is no word yet as to the future of St. Therese Carmelite. Were it to return though, it would find itself lodged beneath the new, all-kitsch-all-the-time Bergen Town Center and its big columned exterior.
What do you think of the Bergen Town Center in Paramus?



















